Livefist Contest: What Is The IAF Chief Saying?

I found this brilliant photograph of Indian Air Force chief Pradeep Naik, and knew it had to be a cartoon. But I couldn’t think of anything good enough for that speech bubble, so I’m throwing it open. Do comment with what you think the IAF Chief is saying. No vulgarity and profanity please — he is our chief.

Photo ©India Strategic

104 thoughts on “Livefist Contest: What Is The IAF Chief Saying?”

  1. "Arre Bhai, Rafael aur EF Typhoon mein one will fly high in IAF colors(depicted by his right hand) and the other one will bow down(depicted by his left hand)."

  2. Ha Ha! Bofors? Pah! We've pulled off the biggest scam on the Indian taxpayer!! Ever heard of the MMRCA? Arey mere bache aur unke bachon ke bachon ka Switzerland mein rehne ka intazaam ho gaha!!

  3. If I Die in the Battle Zone_Take my Body and guide me home
    Put my Rifle on my chest_Tell my nation I did my best
    Tell my mother not to cry_I was a soldier borned to die

    Dedicated to Param Veer Chakra Winner Late Captain Vikram Batrauide me home
    Put my Rifle on my chest_Tell my nation I did my best
    Tell my mother not to cry_I was a soldier borned to die

    Dedicated to Param Veer Chakra Winner Late Captain Vikram Batra

  4. Reporter: Sir what is your strategist against china

    Air chief: Its very simple we will fly from right, and hit them hard from left…!!!

    Reporter: Sir I didn't get your point..??

    Air Chief: Its Classified, I will be behind bars if i will tell u..but i can show u…look my hands..!!!

  5. MMRCA,FGFA,SU30,MIG29 & MIRAJ UPGRADE,C-17,C-130…GOSH.. I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY
    OR
    J-17..A 4++ FIGHTER??

  6. If IAF comes in action, Enemy will run like a fearful duck flapping on water flap flap flap 🙂

  7. He just discovered that Pakistan stopped funding of Ghauri-III missile. Guess their Uncle wont pay them pocketmoney for missiles…

  8. He just read the news that Pakistan will strike its own soil with Nukes using Hatf-IX (that puny 60 km missile) if India attacks them!
    Problem solved. Lets attack them and let'em nuke themselves. Muwahahaha!

  9. Proving that visionaries and men of steel are human too…
    Anyone who can laugh so innocently is good in my books.

  10. Our taxpayers think with all these upgrades coming up our air force is gonna transform into some something unbeatable. But what they don't realize is that these upgrades are gonna stay in papers for a long time still all these upgrades get old for the world.

  11. He is saying 'Are zane bhi do yaar' to USA when they repeatedly try to get back in MMRCA and offer F-35.

  12. come on!!!! MMRCA deal will be finalized so quickly? only in your dreams my dear!!! err !!! sorry not even in your dreams !!! hee heee heee!!!!

  13. Reporter : Sir How good is the LCA

    Air Chief : Arey baba i told you na .It is Mig 21 + +

    Reporter : Sir then How good is JF 17

    Chief :JF 17 is Mig 21 Minus Minus .

    Reporter : Sir what is this plus minus

    Chief : WITH new LCA it means 2 things ;IAF strength going UP so I say plus plus

    And the MORALE of that Dabba PAF and their JF 17 coming further down So I say MINUS MINUS

    HA HA HA

  14. i guess he means that we need more revolutionary stealth fighter& bomber designs to counter the Bastard Pakistanis and the ever defiant and threatening chin chin's (i.e. The Chinese)

  15. morons, just designing a stealthy airframe and fitting an outdated ruskie engine and making it fly makes them believe that they have developed a fifth generation plane. ha! ha ! Ha!

  16. "Defence procurement policy made flawless with the recent draft???!!!…ha ha ha ha…thats a gud one I have come across since I became the CAS…ha ha ha"

  17. "HAL and DRDO people…Professionals?!!!!….PHAH HA HA HA HA…don't make me laugh so much so that I reduce a pound or two…HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA"

  18. After retirement I will take over HAL and wahan par sabko MURGA banaonga

    Let me translate in English

    After retirement I will takeover HAL and Kick their asses

    Those HAL buggers dont work

  19. yarrrh….!!! tuh be kya china china… Ok will spell the beans for u… our strategy is "gorilla" warfare…look at me how gorilla i look….

  20. In russia, i sat inside a pakfa and like this made TABLA of the control panels-
    Tig gid- tig gid- dhoom

  21. M bole to MMRCA..HEHEHE…ARREY APUN KA CHOICE TO EKDUM JHAKKAS HAI..ABHI CHINKI LOG KI CHOTEE CHOTEE ANKHEIN KHOLNE KI TIME AA GYA..PAKI SAB LOG TO APNE AAP LINE MEIN AA JAYENGE…JAB DEKHO SASTA MAAL DHOONDHTE HAIN…126 FINAL KIYA NA…KITNA PETEE DIYA MALOOM KYA TERE KUUU… 🙂

  22. American's n Rashian's are kicked off MMRCA competition instead of political pressure..now next is France.. Eurofighter Typhoon gonna win finally…

  23. "After the sucessful shortlist of outdated mmrca planes, we have a new requirement requirement to buy 32 squadrons of uber expensive next generation tooth sets to replace my falling old ones. You wouldn't want the world to think the Indian military lacks the bite, do u? I'm sure Anthony bhai here would agree." giggles as if he had bagged close up award for best smile.

  24. These are such cool times to be an IAF chief..I feel like dancing! trying out that Hrithik "ek pal ka jeena" move!

  25. After my retirement I may replace archana puran singh in comedy circus…………see I can laugh without any reason for one hour.ha.ha.ha.Its also better paying job without any worry of scams.

  26. 1. This is the new technical evaluation: One per cent of Rafale vs one per cent of the rest. Who says IAF needs more squadrons? Wanna patent this?

    2. How can a heavy weight go for medium weights?

  27. Hi,

    My comment has nothing to do with this cartoon contest (though yeah the picture is a cartoonist dream.)

    Guys take a second and look at the watch our mighty air force supremo is wearing. As far as I can say its an HMT or a watch from our Dad's generation.
    There is this guy in charge of billions of $ worth of equipment and look at his personal belongings..
    I am really hopeful(with crossed fingers) that no monetary scandals will be reported against our air Chief.
    We really need some honest and upriht warriors defending us not just brave ones.

    Jai Hind

  28. Heh Heh Heh, Our politicians have no clue about defence. The shmucks will sign anything I put in front of them. Look at how stupid they are of approving the Mirage 2000 upgrade when they can brand spanking new Rafale for the same price. Heee Heee Heee!

  29. Mr Shiv Aroor you are a cheap journalist who has made fun of the chief it is people like you who damage the Nation you are a shame to this nation, even if you don't post this you will realise what harm you have done

  30. "
    Anonymous said…
    Mr Shiv Aroor you are a cheap journalist who has made fun of the chief it is people like you who damage the Nation you are a shame to this nation, even if you don't post this you will realise what harm you have done
    4:56 PM
    "

    People like YOU are shame to a NATION, what have you done for the NATION in PUBLIC forum.

    Shiv g Tuse Great O, Ignore the IDIOT

  31. Anon@ 4:56 Chill yaar. We all love and respect our IAF chief. No offense was intended. If you disagree, which I would like to remind Mr. Singh, he is free to; then you can email your concern to Shiv instead of posting in forum.

  32. I am the person who made the remark against Shri Aroor my contention is you can make fun of a person of such high stature on public forum but want to be reminded through email I repeat and again repeat some of you guys have a made a mockery of the Indian Air Force

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